egberts:

pathosprit:

egberts:

pathosprit:

egberts:

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

no, im not old

I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

you’d be dead in dog years

dressingasolinemoved:

campyvillain:

rslashrats:

i cant stop laughing at this tiktok its like its sniffing me

funnytwittertweets:

truestoriesaboutme:

bisexualshakespeare:

truestoriesaboutme:

truestoriesaboutme:

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)

unsettlingstories:

unsettlingstories:

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

allogays:

loyalty-to-my-own:

sterlingarcher:

Theyre gone

We’re still here.

who said that

unbotheredmuse:

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

nevertrustanoracle:

nest:

nest-deactivated20181209:

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

afad

smitethepatriarchy:

kineticpenguin:

What a funny way to say “cops blew up neighborhood”

It’s been really hilarious to watch the LAPD try to dodge any responsibility for this while the media tries desperately to help them by publishing the most confusing fucking headlines but what really happened is that the cops found and confiscated thousands of pounds of “illegal” fireworks in LA and then decided to take 10 pounds of that, call the press, and make a show of using their new expensive toy, the “total containment” truck that is supposed to be able to take explosions of up to 15 pounds.

So they took the 10 pounds of explosives and their toy truck to a poor Black neighborhood, got reporters there, stuck the explosives inside, and set them off intentionally instead of just defusing them like they did with the other 4,990 pounds of fireworks.

For some reason, likely because something went wrong with their truck which I bet cost the city a shit ton of money, the containment completely failed and the explosion destroyed cars, homes, and injured 17-19 people (I’ve seen different reports with different numbers), a couple of whom were in critical condition but it sounds like everyone survived.

The LAPD then had the audacity to tweet that they didn’t know what caused the explosion when it was them who caused the explosion, intentionally, and we know because they called the media so that everybody could see them do it.

In summary, the LAPD wanted to show off/justify their ridiculous budget but their expensive toy was a dud and so they ended up bombing a poor Black neighborhood (because they would never risk this in a white neighborhood) and don’t want to admit it.